How To: On Kissing Frogs*
Now as you can tell from the title, this week I want to tell you all about how you can find your own Prince and make him your own. (*The only "frogs" you will be kissing will be sleazy boys who are not - repeat NOT - worth your time. If you literally came here to find out how to kiss frogs then you may want to see someone as bestiality is highly frowned upon and illegal...) In my eighteen years, I've kissed a lot of frogs and non of them have turned into Princes, but I'm still remaining hopeful that one day this mouthful of slime - sorry, it's not slime, it's mucous - will all be worth it. Truth be told, I didn't start attracting the attention of the male race until I was fifteen years old, and three years later - still no temporary happily ever after. Now, I bet you're all wondering; "okay Ellen, we get it, you're a single Disney freak" , so now I'm going to get onto the "How To:'' part of this week'...